Canada’s History

“A heinous sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup,

To “reinact” canada’s rich history, one must first slather the male member in sticky sweet maple syrup and douse the brim of the stanley cup with the syrup, then the female counterpart inserts the moose antlers as far as possible, Getting it all it is the hardest part they say, then she puts her face into the syrup brimmed stanley cut whislt she is penetrated vaginally with the syrupy man-sausage.

And there you have it, Canada’s History

We went back to the cabin and reinacted Canada’s History”